UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
EASTERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK
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JAYNE A. HITCHCOCK,

                    Plaintiff,

                            -against-

WOODSIDE LITERARY AGENCY, et al.,

                    Defendants,

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Case No. 97 Civ. 0166 (NG, JMA)


Reply of Plaintiff, Jayne a.
Hitchcock, to Counterclaims of Defendant, John Lawrence

Plaintiff, Jayne A. Hitchcock, by her attorney, John A. Young, for her reply to the counterclaims asserted herein by defendant, John Lawrence ("Lawrence"), in document denominated "COUNTERSUIT", dated June 28, 1998, and bearing the above-mentioned Case Number, but entitled "JOHN LAWRENCE d/b/a Woodside International Literary Agency & Photo Phoenix International Plaintiff, -against- JAYNE A. HITCHCOCK and JOHN A. YOUNG Defendants", hereby:

1. Admits that this action was filed in January of 1997 and that defendant Lawrence claims this Court has jurisdiction over his counterclaims by virtue of the United States Code Sections cited in paragraph numbered "1" of his counterclaims; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "1" of defendant Lawrence's counterclaims.

2. Upon information and belief affirms that there is evidence tending to show that the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "2" of Lawrence's counterclaims are false; and otherwise denies knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth of falsity of the allegations contained in said paragraph.

3. Admits the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "3" of defendant Lawrence's counterclaims.

4. Upon information and belief, admits the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "4" of defendant Lawrence's counterclaims.

5. Affirms that the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "5" of Lawrence's counterclaims are incapable of being understood, and therefore, of being admitted or denied, unless they are an ungrammatical repetition of the allegations contained in the first sentence of paragraph numbered "1" thereof, in which case, she reasserts and realleges her reply to said paragraph.

6. Affirms that there is evidence indicating that Lawrence has, at some times, claimed to be the founder and sole proprietor of Woodside and/or of Photo Phoenix International ("Phoenix"); but that there is also evidence indicating that Lawrence has denied having any connection with Woodside and/or Phoenix; and otherwise denies knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth or falsity of the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(1)" [immediately following paragraph numbered "5"] of Lawrence's counterclaims.

7. Denies knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth or falsity of the allegations contained in paragraphs numbered "(2)" and "(3") of Lawrence's counter claims.

8. Admits that Lawrence and/or others working on behalf of Woodside and/or Phoenix have repeatedly advertised on the internet inviting authors and photographers to send samples of their work; and otherwise denies knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth or falsity of the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(4") of Lawrence's counter claims.

9. Upon information and belief affirms that there is substantial question whether the "samples" referred to in the paragraph numbered "(5)" of Lawrence's counterclaims were ever "evaluated" in any meaningful sense; upon information and belief admits that submitters were not charged for their original submissions, per se; and otherwise denies knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth or falsity of the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(5)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

10. Upon information and belief denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(6)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

11. Upon information and belief affirms that virtually every person making a submission to Woodside received a response claiming that said submission had been appraised favorably by an "editor" and that fewer than five percent of submissions were so appraised, and was asked to send further materials together with a "reading" or "market evaluation" fee; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(7)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

12. Affirms that the language of paragraph numbered "(8)" of Lawrence's counterclaims is incapable of comprehension; denies upon information and belief the truth of such allegations if such language were interpreted to mean that only a small portion of the persons making submissions to Woodside were offered "representation" by Woodside in exchange for the fees demanded; admits, upon information and belief, that if such language were interpreted to mean that only a small portion of the persons who paid fees to Woodside for "representation" were ever offered a publication contract, then only a very small portion, if any, of such persons were ever offered a contract secured by Woodside to publish their work; and otherwise denies having knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth or falsity of the allegations, if any, contained in said paragraph.

13. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(9)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

14. Admits that, on or about July 15, 1996, plaintiff sent to Woodside an excerpt from a novel entitled "When Will I See You Again" and received a response requesting the full manuscript accompanied by $150.00; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(10)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

15. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(11)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

16. Admits that plaintiff advised other writers on the internet that Woodside charged "reading" or "market research" fees and of her understanding that legitimate literary agencies did not charge such fees; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(12)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

17. Affirms that the language contained in paragraph numbered "(12.a)" of Lawrence's counterclaims expresses no any cognizable allegation which could be meaningfully admitted or denied; denies that, if said language were to be interpreted as a paraphrase of remarks made by plaintiff, plaintiff made such remarks; and otherwise denies knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth or falsity of the allegations, if any, contained in paragraph numbered "(12.a)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

18. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(12.b)" of Lawrence's counterclaim.

19. Admits that, after having been subjected to harassment by Lawrence and others on behalf of Woodside, plaintiff was among those writers who coalesced into a group, sometimes denominated the "internet posse", with the object of defending against further such harassment; admits that some members of the so-called "internet posse" sent Woodside samples of deliberately bad writing, in an effort to determine whether such samples would elicit the usual response claiming that they were among the "fewer than five percent" which were deemed good enough to be accepted for representation (for an up-front fee) by Woodside; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(13)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

20. Affirms that the language contained in paragraph numbered "(13.a)" of Lawrence's counterclaim expresses no any cognizable allegation which could be meaningfully admitted or denied; admits upon information and belief that, were it to be interpreted as an allegation that Woodside does not represent its "client's" works to publishers, it would be true; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(13.a)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

21. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(13.b)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

22. Upon information and belief denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(13.c)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

23. Denies the allegations of plaintiff's actions contained in paragraph "(13.d)" of Lawrence's counterclaims; and, upon information and belief, denies such allegations regarding actions of "fellow writers/friends".

24. Admits that plaintiff encouraged others who thought they had legitimate complaints regarding Woodside to lodge such complaints with the appropriate Better Business Bureau; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(13.e)" of Lawrence's counterclaim.

25. Admits that plaintiff encouraged others who thought they had legitimate complaints regarding Woodside to lodge such complaints with the office of the Attorney General of the State of New York; denies that plaintiff ever encouraged anybody to send a "bad check" to Woodside; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(13.f)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

26. Plaintiff respectfully refers the Court to any page(s) maintained by her on the world-wide-web, or to a print-out of their content on a relevant date, for the contents thereof; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(14)" and its subdivisions numbered "(14.a)" through "(14.d)", of Lawrence's counterclaim.

27. Denies that Woodside was ever the subject of "harassment" by plaintiff; admits that at one point persons purporting to act on behalf of Woodside claimed that it was being subjected to "harassment" and asked that those responsible refrain; and otherwise denies knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth or falsity of the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(15)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

28. Upon information and belief, affirms that the harassment of plaintiff over the internet was interrupted when, and only after, the then internet service provider for Woodside canceled its accounts; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(15.a)" if Lawrence's counterclaims.

29. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(16)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

30. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(16.a)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

31. Admits that, upon occasion, including in pleadings before this Court, plaintiff has repeated portions of text originating with Woodside which she found "offensive", doing so in a manner ensuring that it was not interpreted, as originally intended by Woodside, as originating from her; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(16.b)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

32. Admits that plaintiff has appeared on the television shows hosted by Sally Jesse Raphael and entitled "Unsolved Mysteries", and admits having stated her belief, based upon the information then available to her, that it was one or more persons associated with Woodside who were accountable for the harassment to which she had been subjected; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(17)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

33. Admits that plaintiff may write a book regarding her experiences during the pendency of this action; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(17.a)" of Lawrence's counterclaim.

34. Admits that several writers, including Martin Fouts, created a "HELP Fund" to assist her in meeting her expenses in the litigation against Woodside, and that pages maintained by plaintiff on the world-wide-web contain links to pages maintained on behalf of the "HELP Fund"; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(18)" of Lawrence's counterclaim.

35. Admits that an individual, sometimes known as Marty Fouts, was instrumental in creating a fund for Hitchcock Expenses of Legal Proceedings ("HELP") and, sometime thereafter, withdrew from work in support of the "HELP Fund"; and that plaintiff, sometimes with the assistance of others, has maintained a world-wide-web page; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(18.a)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

36. Admits that checks for the "HELP Fund" would have been accepted in its early days if they were made payable either to the order of plaintiff or of her attorney; but otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(18.b)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

37. Admits that Ursula Spachmann, one of the defendants herein, complained to the FBI and others about the "HELP Fund"; admits that, after the initial start-up period, the "HELP Fund" has requested that donors make checks payable expressly to it; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(18.c)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

38. Denies that any cognizable motion has been submitted to this Court as alleged in paragraph numbered "(19)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

39. Respectfully refers the Court to her world-wide-web page(s), or print-outs thereof at relevant dates, for the contents thereof, and to its own files for the contents thereof; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(19.a)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

40. Affirms that paragraph numbered "(20)" of Lawrence's counterclaims contains no cognizable allegations which can be affirmed or denied.

41. Affirms that paragraph numbered "(21)" of Lawrence's counterclaims contains no cognizable allegations which can be affirmed or denied; affirms that her attorney herein agreed to represent her without any "up-front" fee; and otherwise denies any allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(20.a)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

42. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph "(20.b") of Lawrence's counterclaims.

43. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph "(20.c)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

44. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph "(21") of Lawrence's counterclaims, including the allegations contained in sub-paragraphs numbered "(21(a.))" through "(21(f.))" and thereof.

45. Admits that plaintiff, and, upon information and belief, that plaintiff's attorney, John A. Young, from time to time reported facts relating to Woodside to appropriate representatives of the office of the Attorney General of the State of New York; denies knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth or falsity of allegations about what the Attorney General's Office has or has not been "just informed" by any court; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(22)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

46. Denies knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth or falsity of the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(23)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

47. Denies knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth or falsity of the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(23.a)" of Lawrence's counter claims.

48. Denies knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth or falsity of the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(23.b)" of Lawrence's counter claims.

49. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(24)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

50. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(25)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

51. Upon information and belief, denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(26)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

52. Upon information and belief, denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(27)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

53. Upon information and belief, denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(28)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

54. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(29)" of Lawrence's counterclaims, including each of its sub-paragraphs, numbered "(29.a)" through "(29.e)".

55. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(30)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

56. Admits that plaintiff has had dealings with a group of writers, sometimes referred to as the "internet posse"; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(31)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

57. Affirms upon information and belief that the persons listed in paragraph numbered "(32)" of Lawrence's counterclaims were but a small fraction of those participating in the internet's misc.writing group at relevant times; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(32)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

58. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph "(33)" of Lawrence's counterclaims including the allegations in its sub-paragraphs "(32.a)" and "32.b)".

59. Upon information and belief, denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(34.a)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

60. Denies knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth or falsity of the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(35)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

61. Denies that plaintiff ever encouraged anybody to send Woodside "bad checks"; and otherwise denies knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth or falsity of the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(35a)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

62. Affirms that plaintiff and her attorney, John A. Young, related facts relating to Woodside to the office of the Attorney General of the State of New York; admits upon information and belief that, upon review of those facts and others revealed in its investigations, said office concluded that Woodside took in so-called "reading fees" without providing bona-fide representation to the writers who had paid them; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(36)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

63. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(37)" of Lawrence's counterclaims, including sub-paragraphs numbered "(37a)" through "(37g)" thereof.

64. Denies that any group known as the "internet posse" was an "enterprise" under applicable law; admits that plaintiff's existence is separate from that of any such "internet posse"; and otherwise denies the allegations of paragraph numbered "(38)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

65. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(40)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

66. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(41)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

67. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(42)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

68. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(43)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

69. Admits that some of plaintiff's internet postings regarding Woodside may have been seen by internet users located at various points in the United States of America and elsewhere in the world; and otherwise denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(43a.)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

70. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(44)" of Lawrence's counterclaims, including its sub-paragraphs numbered "(44(a.))" through "(44(c))".

71. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(45)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

72. Denies the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(46)" of Lawrence's counterclaims.

73. Denies knowledge or information sufficient to form a belief as to the truth or falsity of the allegations contained in paragraph numbered "(46a.)" of Lawrence's counter claims.

74. Denies that Lawrence is entitled to any of the relief demanded in paragraph numbered "(47)" of Lawrence's counterclaims, including all of its sub-paragraphs.

AS AND FOR A FIRST AFFIRMATIVE DEFENSE 75. Defendant Lawrence, having failed to make any timely response to the complaint herein, is in default in this action and without standing to assert counterclaims.

AS AND FOR A SECOND AFFIRMATIVE DEFENSE 76. Defendant Lawrence's counterclaims fail to state a claim upon which this Court may grant relief.

AS AND FOR A THIRD AFFIRMATIVE DEFENSE 77. Defendant Lawrence's counterclaims are barred, in whole or in part, by the applicable statute(s) of limitations.

WHEREFORE, plaintiff demands judgment dismissing Lawrence's counterclaims in their entirety and granting judgment in favor of her demanded in her Amended Complaint herein.

Dated: Brooklyn, New York
July 10, 1998
John A. Young
EDNY Attorney No. JY1748
Law Offices of John A. Young
Attorney for Plaintiff
P.O. Box 1068
New York, NY 10185-1068
[22 Wyckoff Street
Brooklyn, NY 11201]

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